Bonus: The lost #18...

A bonus is generally considered something extra. This is more like something that you, the listener, is owed. We lost it. Aaron found it. He spent countless hours putting it all back together from the hundreds of tiny pieces it was broken into. And now, here’s the lost episode #18 (Not the actual episode number 18)… Obviously anything topical is a few weeks behind… Okay maybe a couple of months… ENJOY!

Board jizz

Board jizz

You're going to be jizzing from your ears by the end of this episode. The dudes don't want to ride McCain's dick into the grave, so they tell the listeners why it's over. Aaron's cat attempted to McCain him in his sleep. Michael finishes beating pussy, then Aaron gets beat by pussy. Aaron tells some homemade catholic jokes since they raped people. Enjoy!!!

An ironic outburst

An ironic outburst

Aaron is fired up, sans alcohol or nicotine. Michael is a funny guy, but he can really piss Aaron off when he's on such a hair trigger. I'd say he has a problem, but what do I know. We're all booze hound all the time. As always, Michael blows out the sun by SCREAMING the intro, Aaron's talks about his novel that will never happen, Aaron says a bad word in Michael's opinion and the dudes talk it out, Michael ends up laughing at dead kittens, And Aaron explodes on Michael then realizes that the reason he exploded is what he is now doing. ENJOY!

Suck start a shotgun

Suck start a shotgun

Michael and Aaron went to a redneck block party. Really great idea for Michael, with his darker skin color. Don't worry, he didn't get thrown out. Regrets abound. Aaron plays clips of him shitting his pants, as well as choking in his sleep, and falling off a skateboard. Michael just shits all over him for being old. ENJOY!

Wrecking toilets

Wrecking toilets

Aaron went to a baseball game. Well actually, he went to the bathroom at a baseball game and wrecked a toilet. So in a way, you can chalk that home team win up to a loss for the janitorial services. Michael and Aaron talk about barely making it to the toilet, Halloween regrets, Gideon talked about something, Aaron talks about his big ole titties and the fact that he can't be body shamed. ENJOY!!!

Off the bone

Off the bone

The results of Aaron’s pit master skills are similar to a back alley abortion, only difference the abortion doesn’t cost as much as the ribs. This week Aaron started talking about 3d guns which Michael got bored of quickly, somehow religion came back up, Aaron expressed his frustration, and Michael lost ten pounds. ENJOY!