Sometimes you just have to stop mid story and restart the entire show. Especially if there's a terrible tragedy in your family. This week on the show the guys dish about all kinds of shit. From what to say to people who have lost a loved one, to how not to raise a child. Enjoy!
Doy Doy Ri-Ri is offensive… So is everything else “Dem Boys” talk about on this weeks episode. ENJOY!
Who needs a 9/11 joke? That’s how the dudes at MPR like to start the show. The guys name the episode Interracial Bukake in order to trick single white males into listening to the show. Michael wants to murder babies, Catholics are fuckin’ up, MPR is a documentary, Conjoined twins who share a cock are in a bit of a pickle, Ann Coulter has a horse face, Michael is a talking headed bitch, the guys reminisce about high school and masturbation, and they don’t know shit about shit. ENJOY!!!
Aaron got a dad car. Michael told some hefty stories. And car dealerships are fucking tards. ENJOY!
This week on the show, the guys talk about black face, shitty pants, and getting old. Michael also got called a white kkk bitch. ENJOY!
Bend over and peel your butt cheeks apart, cause the greatest foley artists of all time are about to enter you! MPR is back, baby!!!
MPR #25 - Good Vibrations
The guys are back after a long holiday. Too long since the last show, and it show. Michael brings a gift for Aaron to open on the show. Michael shares his girlfriend’s accidental gift giving faux pas. Enjoy the show!
A president has died. Because of that, many of you are very sad. So Aaron tells a few jokes, including a really long one that no one enjoys except him. This week the guys ruminated for an hour and a half about not so much, given that Michael tells everyone about what he was going to do on thanksgiving again and how well it all went. ENJOY!
From our family to yours, think harder this holiday season. Stop trying to kill your loved ones with your boring, repetitive propaganda. We get that you subscribe to the Huffington Post email list. Give it a rest with the abortion monologue. Have a good Thanksgiving, and remember… If you don’t tell anyone, it never happened.
The guys got rip roaring drunk and spit mad heat on their microphones! Problem is, nobody remembers what they talked about. So you’re on your own, gang. ENJOY!
The guys really got sex toys figured out. Get this episode before they’re too rich to do the show anymore. This week the guys talked sex, drugs, alcohol, and their love of your complacent “I voted” attitude. ENJOY!
You remember yelling at your mom and dad? Michael and Aaron do. And it’s embarrassing. This week on the show the guys got nostalgic on stories from their past, including the ones that make them feel awkward. Of course, wound into all of that is a bunch of dick jokes.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM THE GHOSTS OF YOUR PAST!
A bonus is generally considered something extra. This is more like something that you, the listener, is owed. We lost it. Aaron found it. He spent countless hours putting it all back together from the hundreds of tiny pieces it was broken into. And now, here’s the lost episode #18 (Not the actual episode number 18)… Obviously anything topical is a few weeks behind… Okay maybe a couple of months… ENJOY!
Aaron and Michael catch up after a bit of hiatus. This is the first of two episodes dropping today. Technically, this is chronologically after the one that follows it, but who’s counting? ENJOY!
New powerful content from MPR! This week the guys talk about regrets, the catholic church, and Aaron’s drinking problem. ENJOY!
Aaron gets loud with Michael again, who digs in on Aaron cause he’s an asshole. The guys share their weeks, take a stab at some hot topics, and then fight like school girls over the past. Enjoy!
You're going to be jizzing from your ears by the end of this episode. The dudes don't want to ride McCain's dick into the grave, so they tell the listeners why it's over. Aaron's cat attempted to McCain him in his sleep. Michael finishes beating pussy, then Aaron gets beat by pussy. Aaron tells some homemade catholic jokes since they raped people. Enjoy!!!
Aaron is fired up, sans alcohol or nicotine. Michael is a funny guy, but he can really piss Aaron off when he's on such a hair trigger. I'd say he has a problem, but what do I know. We're all booze hound all the time. As always, Michael blows out the sun by SCREAMING the intro, Aaron's talks about his novel that will never happen, Aaron says a bad word in Michael's opinion and the dudes talk it out, Michael ends up laughing at dead kittens, And Aaron explodes on Michael then realizes that the reason he exploded is what he is now doing. ENJOY!
Michael and Aaron went to a redneck block party. Really great idea for Michael, with his darker skin color. Don't worry, he didn't get thrown out. Regrets abound. Aaron plays clips of him shitting his pants, as well as choking in his sleep, and falling off a skateboard. Michael just shits all over him for being old. ENJOY!