In a new episode, Poop is sterile, Aaron is unfunny, and hacky uplifting material is cancer. Enjoy!!!
Hey all you fucks who literally haven't said shit to us but are apparently listening to the show... Aaron tells some bad jokes whilst turning Michael's knob, all because he had a bad week. The guys are recently acquitted this week, which is good for everyone including our terrible listeners. Enjoy!!!
Doy Doy Ri-Ri is offensive… So is everything else “Dem Boys” talk about on this weeks episode. ENJOY!
Who needs a 9/11 joke? That’s how the dudes at MPR like to start the show. The guys name the episode Interracial Bukake in order to trick single white males into listening to the show. Michael wants to murder babies, Catholics are fuckin’ up, MPR is a documentary, Conjoined twins who share a cock are in a bit of a pickle, Ann Coulter has a horse face, Michael is a talking headed bitch, the guys reminisce about high school and masturbation, and they don’t know shit about shit. ENJOY!!!
Aaron got a dad car. Michael told some hefty stories. And car dealerships are fucking tards. ENJOY!
This week on the show, the guys talk about black face, shitty pants, and getting old. Michael also got called a white kkk bitch. ENJOY!
Bend over and peel your butt cheeks apart, cause the greatest foley artists of all time are about to enter you! MPR is back, baby!!!
MPR #25 - Good Vibrations
The guys are back after a long holiday. Too long since the last show, and it show. Michael brings a gift for Aaron to open on the show. Michael shares his girlfriend’s accidental gift giving faux pas. Enjoy the show!
A president has died. Because of that, many of you are very sad. So Aaron tells a few jokes, including a really long one that no one enjoys except him. This week the guys ruminated for an hour and a half about not so much, given that Michael tells everyone about what he was going to do on thanksgiving again and how well it all went. ENJOY!
From our family to yours, think harder this holiday season. Stop trying to kill your loved ones with your boring, repetitive propaganda. We get that you subscribe to the Huffington Post email list. Give it a rest with the abortion monologue. Have a good Thanksgiving, and remember… If you don’t tell anyone, it never happened.
The guys got rip roaring drunk and spit mad heat on their microphones! Problem is, nobody remembers what they talked about. So you’re on your own, gang. ENJOY!
The guys really got sex toys figured out. Get this episode before they’re too rich to do the show anymore. This week the guys talked sex, drugs, alcohol, and their love of your complacent “I voted” attitude. ENJOY!
You remember yelling at your mom and dad? Michael and Aaron do. And it’s embarrassing. This week on the show the guys got nostalgic on stories from their past, including the ones that make them feel awkward. Of course, wound into all of that is a bunch of dick jokes.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM THE GHOSTS OF YOUR PAST!
A bonus is generally considered something extra. This is more like something that you, the listener, is owed. We lost it. Aaron found it. He spent countless hours putting it all back together from the hundreds of tiny pieces it was broken into. And now, here’s the lost episode #18 (Not the actual episode number 18)… Obviously anything topical is a few weeks behind… Okay maybe a couple of months… ENJOY!
Aaron and Michael catch up after a bit of hiatus. This is the first of two episodes dropping today. Technically, this is chronologically after the one that follows it, but who’s counting? ENJOY!