This week on the show the guys talk about how they've been doing this for over a year. Michael has been roasting Aaron on the facebook page, which Aaron was unaware of. The dudes get too into serious topics this week. ENJOY!!!
We are not, in fact, inside of each others assholes. The guys decided not to talk to each other for a week, for no reason whatsoever. Michael needed some Aaron free time. Catoosa isn’t Tulsa. Aaron sold his van to a dude who then went on a major crime spree. HPV gets mentioned. Michael couldn’t get his marriage to work. The tube is long. ENJOY!
MPR #39 - Peg
The boys are back with a brand new episode! Aaron get’s pegged, and Michael wants to know the meaning of life! ENJOY!
Hey all you fucks who literally haven't said shit to us but are apparently listening to the show... Aaron tells some bad jokes whilst turning Michael's knob, all because he had a bad week. The guys are recently acquitted this week, which is good for everyone including our terrible listeners. Enjoy!!!
Doy Doy Ri-Ri is offensive… So is everything else “Dem Boys” talk about on this weeks episode. ENJOY!
Who needs a 9/11 joke? That’s how the dudes at MPR like to start the show. The guys name the episode Interracial Bukake in order to trick single white males into listening to the show. Michael wants to murder babies, Catholics are fuckin’ up, MPR is a documentary, Conjoined twins who share a cock are in a bit of a pickle, Ann Coulter has a horse face, Michael is a talking headed bitch, the guys reminisce about high school and masturbation, and they don’t know shit about shit. ENJOY!!!
Aaron got a dad car. Michael told some hefty stories. And car dealerships are fucking tards. ENJOY!
This week on the show, the guys talk about black face, shitty pants, and getting old. Michael also got called a white kkk bitch. ENJOY!
Bend over and peel your butt cheeks apart, cause the greatest foley artists of all time are about to enter you! MPR is back, baby!!!
MPR #25 - Good Vibrations
The guys are back after a long holiday. Too long since the last show, and it show. Michael brings a gift for Aaron to open on the show. Michael shares his girlfriend’s accidental gift giving faux pas. Enjoy the show!
A president has died. Because of that, many of you are very sad. So Aaron tells a few jokes, including a really long one that no one enjoys except him. This week the guys ruminated for an hour and a half about not so much, given that Michael tells everyone about what he was going to do on thanksgiving again and how well it all went. ENJOY!
From our family to yours, think harder this holiday season. Stop trying to kill your loved ones with your boring, repetitive propaganda. We get that you subscribe to the Huffington Post email list. Give it a rest with the abortion monologue. Have a good Thanksgiving, and remember… If you don’t tell anyone, it never happened.